Everything I offer in one place 🌈

This page contains a every free and paid thing I offer. I’ll be routinely adding new things, so check back often for the most up to date selection!

I help values-driven businesses rooted in fun with marketing and tech so they can focus on the other stuff.

If you run a business you love that’s rooted in something fun, you’re in the right place. Whether you’re a content creator, local toy store, etsy shop owner, or something else entirely, I’d love to work with you!

Before you go any further, there’s one thing to read first. 👀

I believe black lives matter, love is love, no human is illegal on stolen land, and trans lives are valid and beautiful. Point blank. Self-diagnosis is not only valid, but welcome here. Hustle culture is literal trash.

Neurodivergence deserves support. Not bullshit toxic productivity. If you voted for Trump, support ICE, or believe trans people don’t belong in public — I’m NOT for you. Don’t give me your money.

I’m AuDHD, pansexual, and Pagan. Protecting myself and my community ALWAYS matters more than making you comfortable. I really don’t care how you feel about it. Not even a little sorry.

And if you’re still here, well fuck yeah 🤘💖

Wanna keep up with me?

I send sometimes-emails with marketing tips, businessy ideas, sneak peeks, and the occasional ramble from my life.

Marketing VIP Days + Retainers (the only way to work with me right now)

You’ve got a list of marketing and tech things that have been sitting for way too long. You know you need help, but you don’t need a six-week project with a 47-step onboarding process. You need someone to just do it. ✨ That’s exactly what VIP days are for ✨

Need more than one day? We can book recurring days monthly and build your whole marketing presence piece by piece. No big scary project proposals. Just one day at a time.

VIP days are a focused period of time where I let my hyperfocus work its magic and make intense progress on whatever it is you need help with.

Here are some possibilities:

  • MVP website build or refresh
  • Simple branding kit (colors, fonts, logo direction)
  • Email welcome sequence, written and set up
  • Social media templates + content strategy
  • Sales page copy and design
  • Tech setup (email platform, booking system, whatever’s been driving you nuts)
  • Marketing system audit + roadmap
  • Launch prep for a new offer or product line

The options are endless. We can make a priority list and whatever doesn’t get done just gets rolled over to next time! We can even expand from previous days projects, too!

If you’re not familiar with this way of working, that’s okay! Here’s a bit about how this works.

  • We chat a bit over DMs, email, or Voxer so I can understand what’s going on in your business and how I can best help you. (We can chat back and forth without pressure!)
  • If we decide we’d like to move forward and work together, I send you over next steps.
  • You’ll pick a day, pay the deposit, sign the contract, and get started sending what I need. You’ll have a couple weeks to get the pre-work to me before we start.
  • On your day, I’ll check in with you before I start working. We’ll chat throughout the day as needed. But most of it will be spend in my hyperfocus zone getting shit done.
  • At the end, I’ll send back an update of everything that got done. I’ll tie up any loose ends, and typically have deliverables to you within 24 hours.
  • You book another day for your next project and we do it all over again. Easy peasy.

If you’re interested but wondering if this will work for you, specifically, here’s who this offer was created around.

  • You run a business that you love, rooted in something fun
  • You’re great at what you do but your marketing is a bit chaotic
  • You’ve been meaning to fix the website / start the email list / get consistent on social media for longer than you’d like to admit
  • You’re too busy actually running your business to keep up with the marketing
  • You want someone who just GETS it without a long onboarding call to explain it all
  • You’re values-driven and you want to work with someone who is too
  • You’re okay with async communication and a real human on the other end
  • You need things DONE, not planned, not templated, not handed back to you to finish

Oh and it’s NOT for:

  • You run a business that doesn’t scream that happy/fun vibe I’m after
  • You need constant availability or live calls (I cover it over DMs, email, or Voxer)
  • You’re looking for someone to “play it safe” and appeal to everyone
  • You haven’t read the values check above (go do that first 👆)

Marketing VIP Days are $500 as of February 2026. Click the button below to apply and book your spot!

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